susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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