oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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