to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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