I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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