I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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