so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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