I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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