found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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