He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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