I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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