I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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