Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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