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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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