Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
nutella sex= disaster
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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