I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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