mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Randomize
