Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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