i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
