i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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