I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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