So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
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