Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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