Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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