I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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