you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
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