and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you win again, gameday.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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