we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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