the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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