he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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