I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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