some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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