Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
