More tranny stories later!
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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