They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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