That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
My cat gives me a boner
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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