Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
