Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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