When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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