Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I believe in your delicious
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
