Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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