I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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