is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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