I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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