I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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