Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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