I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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