we have officially lost it.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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