You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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