I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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