Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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