hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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